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August 19

10 Month Update Hi everyone, I know this is very late, so I'll keep it short and sweet.

It's been a fun filled month for one and all since our last email went out.
Here’s some things we’ve learnt in the last month and a bit.

Two teeth hurt A LOT more than one tooth when babies bite.
Sometimes, when mummies return to work after being home with baby for 10 months, delusions of grandeur will occur and conclusions that baby is suffering from separation anxiety because of persistent waking during the night with paint peeling screams
sometimes babies don’t show the classic ear pulling and high temp signs when they have ear infections
Ear infections also make babies scream.....really loudly......
Mummies who think that baby is really missing her when she goes to work by having separation anxiety are brought crashing down to earth when she finds out he doesn’t really miss her, he just has an ouchy ear.
When babies learn to pull themselves up on things, your heart is constantly in your throat.
Babies can reach a lot more things when they can pull themselves up on things.
Babies fall down....alot.
Polished floors look pretty, but don’t provide much cushioning for babies heads when they fall down.
Babies who are too lazy to get up and crawl properly and insist on commando crawling everywhere do a good job at cleaning polished floors.
Babies should learn to get into the corners to get all the dust so Mummy doesn’t have to sweep the floors.
Commando crawling babies get VERY dirty.
Babies with croup aren’t much fun.
Emergency rooms are full of sick people
Mummies who sit next to the kid with gastro has a pretty good chance of getting it.
Mummies with gastro aren’t much fun
Mummies can pass gastro on to babies
Babies with gastro are even less fun than babies with croup
Daddies don’t particularly like the taste of breast milk when it is projectile vomited from a baby.
Emergency rooms are less crowded at midnight than they are at 9:30pm.
Emergency rooms are almost empty at 2am
Daddies get sad when babies replace saying Dad-dad-dad with Mum-mum-mum
In the blink of an eye, babies turn into little boys......

As per last month, I won’t fill peoples boxes with pictures, just pop along to http://theamazingmrt.spaces.live.com
If you want to see how much our little monkey is growing.

Love and smooches
Chan, Chad and The Always Amazing, Mr T

9:50 PM | Blog it

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